The interview was conducted in Irons room in the catacombs of Starman's Deathtrap on 12/11/01.
RC: Iron, why are you fighting in the Tournament?
Iron: I want to kill.
RC: Why are you hiding your face.
Iron: Wrong question. Next one.
RC: Ok. What is the reason for the iron bars between you and me.
Iron: No idea. My manager insisted on them.
RC: What do you think of the other fighters on Starman's Deathtrap.
Iron: Cowards. Especially this Siegi_Slaughter Slime-creature. I hate snipers! Death to them all! Starman and Dimwit are somewhat promising, but Starman is still too timid and Dimwit is just too dumb to be cautious.
RC: Do you have hobbies?
Iron: Yes. Hunting
RC: Ah. Practising your shooting skills.
Iron: No. Running, grabbing, crushing bones.
RC: Oh, the poor rabbits...
Iron: Rabbits are no challenge. I am hunting Elk, Moose, Rattlesnake...
RC: One question many of your readers have is about your relationship to the opposite sex...
Iron: Depends. Normally, I see women through the crosshairs or through the red haze that builds up when I am fighting.
RC: Well, have you ever dated a woman.
Iron: None of your f****** business. You have one question left.
RC: What are your goals in life
Iron: Killing opponents until a very special one is amongst the victims. Then, I'll settle down.
Interview conducted by Evan Stronz.